Stephanie Brooks; Happy Halloween!

pumpkin-sized digital print, 2006

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: Part 1

To be continued...

10.26 everyday

Monday October 26th is most unproductive day.

Today will be the most unproductive day of the year, according to a survey, as workers' morale is hit by the darker evenings brought on by the clock change.

Researchers found productivity will drop by 50 per cent this week as depressed staff around the country struggle to come to terms with the dark nights closing in.

A staggering 52 per cent of workers admitted they will struggle to get to grips with their work-load today.

Actually, I blame cats. Cats make me unproductive. Looming clock change or not... I'm wasting all my precious work hours looking up kitties on the internet.
If anything is to blame it's LOL Cats & Evil Kitty

telegraph via gmbm

It's OK

Hang in there, little desk jockeys. This shit cannot (hopefully) last forever.

We love you!

via

happy national boss day

No, really... I mean it. I'm so not spewing crap.

klara kristalova piece

@$%&!

This statistic would be much higher if my boss hired Mexicans.

Posted on Wednesday, 10.14.09

%$@&%!! Survey says Mexicans curse 20 times a day

The Associated Press

MEXICO CITY -- Caramba! A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day, serving up about 1.3 billion swear words daily.

I think my job is affecting my social skills.

I was never this dull prior to desk jockeying.

I heard a

nation wide moan this morning from all the 9-5ers who didn't get Columbus Day off.Effing bummer.

Work Schticks

I feel like the I NEED COFFEE bubble, the I DON'T CARE, the REALLY? & the CAN I GO NOW? will need to be replaced from wear and tear the soonest. Maybe these should come in 2 different packages: FMJ & LMJ (Love my job? That just doesn't roll off the tongue as well.)

via swissmiss

shenanigans with paper shreader

It's 3pm. Things are starting to get a bit wacky in here. source

my new desk mate

the subtlest of fuck yous.julie moon egg hand

staff meeting time

snoozin

Mike-Echo ,Tango-Oscar-Oscar

Sticky Situations

2009

portfolio containing 42 silkscreen prints on white Masa paper with relief-printed background colors in clamshell box covered with relief-printed Hosho paper

prints: 15" x 15"

box: 15.25" x 15.25" x 1.75"

edition of 33

Publisher: Beggar's Bowl Press, Portland, Maine.

Printers: Adriane Herman and Damir Porobic

source

FUCK OFF

THE LAST TIME MY BOSS DEMANDED THAT I FETCH HIS COFFEE:

perk up, it's FRIDAY

sylvia stolan

Say no to moss!

I think one way to successfully fake work is to never stay at one job for very long. Once you've outstayed your welcome, your ass becomes fat, your drawers become messy, and your inadequacies/mistakes start catching up with you. It's best to stay fresh. Be that mysterious newcomer, the go getter, the mover, the shaker. No one will suspect you're really a fake worker in disguise. Remember, a rolling stone gathers no moss.

valezki