Say no to moss!

I think one way to successfully fake work is to never stay at one job for very long. Once you've outstayed your welcome, your ass becomes fat, your drawers become messy, and your inadequacies/mistakes start catching up with you. It's best to stay fresh. Be that mysterious newcomer, the go getter, the mover, the shaker. No one will suspect you're really a fake worker in disguise. Remember, a rolling stone gathers no moss.

We suppose it was only a matter of time:

FOLLOW FAKE WORKING ON TWITTER!

Walk fast, and carry a big envelope...

Woolgathering & Miscellany is reading our minds! Check out what she wrote about this gorgeous leather envelope by Spooner & Watts:

"I'm also loving this leathahh envelope. Clutching one in your pit and walking fast, with conviction, can make anyone appear ultra important. No one has to know that you have an US Weekly & sudoku tucked away in there. TCB, all the way.

We just love to see another blogger hard at (fake) work.

done & done!

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Good Advice

Keeping up appearances should be every FWer's priority.

by Recovering Lazyholic

Too much fun this long weekend?

Discreetly catch up on your beauty sleep with these ingenious spectacles. 

No one will ever know, you're secret is safe with us.

Tip #32561

Urban Rustic: Roast Peppers, Grilled Chicken, Swiss, Lettuce, on white bread

Homemade: Pastrami, Lettuce, Swiss, Mustard, Mayo, on a hero

Nha Toi: Dac Biet, 2 Types of Vietnamese Ham, House Paté, Cucumber, Carrots, Cilantro, on a baguette.

If you eat at your desk while scrolling through your reader, it can often appear that you are working hard through lunch. No one will notice that you're just scanning your sandwiches.

via Scanwiches