Say no to moss!

I think one way to successfully fake work is to never stay at one job for very long. Once you've outstayed your welcome, your ass becomes fat, your drawers become messy, and your inadequacies/mistakes start catching up with you. It's best to stay fresh. Be that mysterious newcomer, the go getter, the mover, the shaker. No one will suspect you're really a fake worker in disguise. Remember, a rolling stone gathers no moss.

blue collar FW

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Disguising non work items in cleavers ways is a common FW theme.

private browsing sweater

sick of peepers and creepers? pick up some needles and fashion yourself a private browsing sweater. there. you fixed it!

via Ignant

subliminal subway tiles

...i think they were trying to tell me something this morning...

how I'm coming dressed tomorrow

Desiree Palmen Camouflage Photography

Too much fun this long weekend?

Discreetly catch up on your beauty sleep with these ingenious spectacles. 

No one will ever know, you're secret is safe with us.

need help playing hookey?

Make Yourself Sick.

Make Yourself Sick helps you to be more sick than you really are (which is not at all!). You’ll receive a number to call with your phone. Leave your message - and make sure you pause in places. After you are finished recording, go back to the website and key in the number you just called from. It will play back your message.

Now, throw in random sound effects, such as a cough, sneeze and more. There are some pretty graphic sounds! Add them into your recording wherever you want, specifically during the pauses. It may be a little disgusting, but it gets the point across.

Once you’re done recording and mixing it up, you can have it sent to your employer’s phone. Type in their number, and click the “Call in Sick” button. What’s cool is not only will it call the number, but it also sends a text message stating that one of their employees really need to talk to them.

spreadtweet = pure genius

Oooh, I'm soooo busy, crunching all these numbers! Be sure if you're using MS Office for Windows, that your background color matches the standard blue. I had a black background for three days before I realized it did not match!

Spreadtweet by Elliot Kember