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A little passive aggressiveness in the morning never killed anyone.
Peacefully protest this morning.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Like any self respecting fake-worker I take multiple bathroom breaks a day. I don't have an overactive bladder, I just need to occasionally loosen the desk tether and take a relaxation break.
Toilet flushing & chemical strawberry aerosol > your cube
Robert Barry, Marcuse PiecePhoto: 16 Miles
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Thursday, December 31, 2009
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Monday, December 21, 2009
I can't hear you over all the important Christmas shopping conversations we're having.
The deadline is when?
They have to be in or our entire fourth quarter will be down?
Huh? Speak louder.. I just can't seem to hear you clearly.
I still can't hear you.
My new Grandma got run over by a reindeer ringtone must be too loud.
I must have some yule log stuck in my ears.
Oh forget it, I'm going to have to handle whatever you're talking about on January 4th.
I still can't register what you're saying to me.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity
WASHINGTON, DC—According to a groundbreaking new study by the Department of Labor, working—the physical act of engaging in a productive job-related activity—may greatly increase the amount of work accomplished during the workday, especially when compared with the more common practices of wasting time and not working.
"Our findings are astounding: By simply sitting down and doing work, employees can dramatically increase their output of goods and services," said Deputy Undersecretary of Labor Charlotte Ponticelli, who authored the report. "In fact, 'working' may revolutionize the way people work."Perhaps even more shocking, the study reveals that not working significantly decreases worker productivity, sometimes even resulting in no work getting done at all. Based on the study, we can safely conclude that if an employee's job is to process expense reports, doing a crossword puzzle will result in the successful completion of that task zero times out of 100, while processing expense reports will result in the successful completion of that task 100 times out of 100," head researcher Richard Schoemberg said.
Despite the staggering new findings, many American workers say that they still do not feel comfortable working on the job."I love coming into work every day," Arlington, VA sales manager Bryce Davidson said. "I get to have great conversations with [office receptionist] Sandy, challenge myself with Yahoo! TextTwist, and still have time to set my fantasy-football roster. Why would I want to ruin work by working?"