Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones.
-Monty Burns

Friday, September 25, 2009

blame mercury

It's not just us. There's a reason we're sending out that email intended on Monday today. Damn Mercury is in retrograde again.

"...on Monday, September 7th, 2009, Mercury turns retrograde, sending communications, travel, appointments, mail and the www into a general snarlup! "

About to become a statistic?

Seek help.  Or not.

Violence in the workplace is a serious safety and health issue. Its most extreme form, homicide, is the fourth-leading cause of fatal occupational injury in the United States. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries (CFOI), there were 564 workplace homicides in 2005 in the United States, out of a total of 5,702 fatal work injuries.

We don't know, does it??

Thursday, September 24, 2009

This happens to me about 3:30 everyday. I start seeing things. Food things.

Dear Corportate America,


blue collar FW

Disguising non work items in cleavers ways is a common FW theme.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

We suppose it was only a matter of time:

deadline schmeadline

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

aphorisms via memelodia

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

more Rheum for me

The only thing I've produced today has been eye boogers.

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."
- Charlie McCarthy

Monday, September 21, 2009

my boss has:

tunnel vision

catching some zzz

sleep working
working while still sleeping, somehow you manage to get the job done without being fully awake. Related to sleep walking and sleep talking, only you get paid. Not to be confused with other occupations involving getting paid for being in bed.

Walk fast, and carry a big envelope...

Woolgathering & Miscellany is reading our minds! Check out what she wrote about this gorgeous leather envelope by Spooner & Watts:
"I'm also loving this leathahh envelope. Clutching one in your pit and walking fast, with conviction, can make anyone appear ultra important. No one has to know that you have an US Weekly & sudoku tucked away in there. TCB, all the way.
We just love to see another blogger hard at (fake) work.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Self Medicate

It was one of those weeks where this bar briefcase could have gotten a lot of mileage.

done & done!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

I'll never forget

I forgot…
A self-initiated, self-dependant project.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

-Woody Allen

Friday, September 4, 2009

Mid Century FW

pro couch cushion investigator sounds good

Thursday, September 3, 2009

motivational art:

Erin Allen. I'm Not A Submissive Carcass to be Kicked, 2008; oil on canvas.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Excel weaves

Finally something worth while came out of last quarter's budget reports. Ledger No. 2
Paper;2008Ledger No. 4

unsubtle hints for the hopeful or disgruntled

"Clearly defined labels designed to make either your wishes or thoughts on serious issues well known. Use them as book marks and highlighters in magazines, mail-order catalogs, computer screens." Or like in my case you can just tape them to an annoying colleague's back for a not so passive aggressive hint.
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