office nostalgia

vintage typewriter ads & ribbon tins

funny thing happened to my laptop on the way to work today

Shane Hope: Folkomputronium Laptops

source

private browsing sweater

sick of peepers and creepers? pick up some needles and fashion yourself a private browsing sweater. there. you fixed it!

via Ignant

man down!

my computer crashed! may i go home now?

via Ignant

How we do

by Paper Jam Press

via SwissMiss

tip of the day

I know most of you FWers don't need reminding to eat. Clock watching is a way of life in the cube. For illusion sake it's best to pull the I'm so busy I forgot to lunch card every so often to let the boss think you're a determined worker bee even if all you're doing is FB updating.

My desk drawers are stuffed with snacks instead of office files.
via at

Nothing says, I take this job seriously and I respect your deadline like adding novelty paperclips to your reports.

desk jockey style hazards:

skullswap

no break for the jockeys

9-5ing is way crueler than summer school.

"The concept of summer vacation has failed to leave me as an adult."
miningforopals

ryan jacob smith
i"i hate mondays" 8" x 6" acrylic on paper

Good Advice

Keeping up appearances should be every FWer's priority.

by Recovering Lazyholic

gorgeous shavings:

Pencil Drawing

by Sam Winston

starting over

Mistakes

by Tom Wrigglesworth

Palm-sized delete eraser

via swissmiss

Eraserhead, 1977

by David Lynch

Inspiration: Eames Office

Ray's Desk,

1976, photograph.

Charles's Office,

1976, photograph.

via Eames Office

Monday again...

by Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre

Diagnosed!

Ergasiophobia- Fear of work or functioning.

find yours at the phobia list

college dorm meets office

For workers in a relaxed office environment, this "Slacker Chair" will make your entire workday like an afternoon in a bean-bag. Except you're there in the morning too. And sometimes into the night. So it's not really just an afternoon. You know what, just forget the whole thing.

Stick it to me:

Sticky Screen by Jack Cheng

Suggested notes to self: 

You're awesome.

Eyes on the Prize!

Your hair looks good today, like really really good.

What's with today, today?

The ends justify the means.

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

Damn the man.

Hang in there, little kitten.

Did you lose weight?

subliminal subway tiles

...i think they were trying to tell me something this morning...

D.J.: Occupational Hazards

HOSTESS CUPCAKES / 64"x64" / oil on canvas / 2007

M&M's / 52"x42" / oil on canvas / 2008

DONUTS I / 60"x50" / oil on canvas / 2006

by the amazingly talented, gastronomic tease, Pamela Michelle Johnson

Sometimes

Anthony Burrill, woodblock letterpress

 

Recycle!

Nothing to do with those carboard boxes?

Make yourself a dandy outfit a la Lucy&Bart!

how I'm coming dressed tomorrow

Desiree Palmen Camouflage Photography

businessguysonbusinesstrips.com

Oh I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.

natalie dee

deter food banditry

anti theft lunch bags

idle time is murder on the nails

I don't care how bored you are sitting at your desk but painting your nails with corrector fluid isn't an option. It's just gross and amateur desk jockey amusement.

although this cuteness is allowed:

"One of the things I get up to during meetings."
via: thisisnaive

Stay Away From The Computer 

Ashkahn & Co.